第50章

"Most Remarkable"

Several miles south of the cabin, upon a strip of sandy beach, stood two old men, arguing.

Before them stretched the broad Atlantic.At their backs was the Dark Continent.Close around them loomed the impenetrable blackness of the jungle.

Savage beasts roared and growled; noises, hideous and weird, assailed their ears.They had wandered for miles in search of their camp, but always in the wrong direction.They were as hopelessly lost as though they suddenly had been transported to another world.

At such a time, indeed, every fiber of their combined intellects must have been concentrated upon the vital question of the minute--the life-and-death question to them of retracing their steps to camp.

Samuel T.Philander was speaking.

"But, my dear professor," he was saying, "I still maintain that but for the victories of Ferdinand and Isabella over the fifteenth-century Moors in Spain the world would be today a thousand years in advance of where we now find ourselves.

The Moors were essentially a tolerant, broad-minded, liberal race of agriculturists, artisans and merchants--the very type of people that has made possible such civilization as we find today in America and Europe--while the Spaniards--""Tut, tut, dear Mr.Philander," interrupted Professor Porter;"their religion positively precluded the possibilities you suggest.Moslemism was, is, and always will be, a blight on that scientific progress which has marked--""Bless me! Professor," interjected Mr.Philander, who had turned his gaze toward the jungle, "there seems to be someone approaching."Professor Archimedes Q.Porter turned in the direction indicated by the nearsighted Mr.Philander.

"Tut, tut, Mr.Philander," he chided."How often must Iurge you to seek that absolute concentration of your mental faculties which alone may permit you to bring to bear the highest powers of intellectuality upon the momentous problems which naturally fall to the lot of great minds? And now I find you guilty of a most flagrant breach of courtesy in interrupting my learned discourse to call attention to a mere quadruped of the genus FELIS.As I was saying, Mr.--""Heavens, Professor, a lion?" cried Mr.Philander, straining his weak eyes toward the dim figure outlined against the dark tropical underbrush.

"Yes, yes, Mr.Philander, if you insist upon employing slang in your discourse, a `lion.' But as I was saying--""Bless me, Professor," again interrupted Mr.Philander;"permit me to suggest that doubtless the Moors who were conquered in the fifteenth century will continue in that most regrettable condition for the time being at least, even though we postpone discussion of that world calamity until we may attain the enchanting view of yon FELIS CARNIVORA which distance proverbially is credited with lending."In the meantime the lion had approached with quiet dignity to within ten paces of the two men, where he stood curiously watching them.

The moonlight flooded the beach, and the strange group stood out in bold relief against the yellow sand.

"Most reprehensible, most reprehensible," exclaimed Professor Porter, with a faint trace of irritation in his voice.

"Never, Mr.Philander, never before in my life have I known one of these animals to be permitted to roam at large from its cage.I shall most certainly report this outrageous breach of ethics to the directors of the adjacent zoological garden.""Quite right, Professor," agreed Mr.Philander, "and the sooner it is done the better.Let us start now."Seizing the professor by the arm, Mr.Philander set off in the direction that would put the greatest distance between themselves and the lion.

They had proceeded but a short distance when a backward glance revealed to the horrified gaze of Mr.Philander that the lion was following them.He tightened his grip upon the protesting professor and increased his speed.

"As I was saying, Mr.Philander," repeated Professor Porter.

Mr.Philander took another hasty glance rearward.The lion also had quickened his gait, and was doggedly maintaining an unvarying distance behind them.

"He is following us!" gasped Mr.Philander, breaking into a run.

"Tut, tut, Mr.Philander," remonstrated the professor, "this unseemly haste is most unbecoming to men of letters.What will our friends think of us, who may chance to be upon the street and witness our frivolous antics? Pray let us proceed with more decorum."Mr.Philander stole another observation astern.

The lion was bounding along in easy leaps scarce five paces behind.

Mr.Philander dropped the professor's arm, and broke into a mad orgy of speed that would have done credit to any varsity track team.

"As I was saying, Mr.Philander--" screamed Professor Porter, as, metaphorically speaking, he himself "threw her into high." He, too, had caught a fleeting backward glimpse of cruel yellow eyes and half open mouth within startling proximity of his person.

With streaming coat tails and shiny silk hat Professor Archimedes Q.Porter fled through the moonlight close upon the heels of Mr.Samuel T.Philander.

Before them a point of the jungle ran out toward a narrow promontory, and it was for the heaven of the trees he saw there that Mr.Samuel T.Philander directed his prodigious leaps and bounds; while from the shadows of this same spot peered two keen eyes in interested appreciation of the race.

It was Tarzan of the Apes who watched, with face a-grin, this odd game of follow-the-leader.

He knew the two men were safe enough from attack in so far as the lion was concerned.The very fact that Numa had foregone such easy prey at all convinced the wise forest craft of Tarzan that Numa's belly already was full.

The lion might stalk them until hungry again; but the chances were that if not angered he would soon tire of the sport, and slink away to his jungle lair.