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The day wore itself out.After dinner the two friends put in a long and harassing evening trying to decide what to do with the five thousand dollars reward which they were going to get when they should find One-Armed Pete, and catch him, and prove him to be the right person, and extradite him, and ship him to Tahlequah in the Indian Territory.But there were so many dazzling openings for ready cash that they found it impossible to make up their minds and keep them made up.Finally, Mrs.

Sellers grew very weary of it all, and said:

"What is the sense in cooking a rabbit before it's caught?"Then the matter was dropped, for the time being, and all went to bed.

Next morning, being persuaded by Hawkins, the colonel made drawings and specifications and went down and applied for a patent for his toy puzzle, and Hawkins took the toy itself and started out to see what chance there might be to do something with it commercially.He did not have to go far.In a small old wooden shanty which had once been occupied as a dwelling by some humble negro family he found a keen-eyed Yankee engaged in repairing cheap chairs and other second-hand furniture.This man examined the toy indifferently; attempted to do the puzzle; found it not so easy as he had expected; grew more interested, and finally emphatically so; achieved a success at last, and asked:

"Is it patented?"

"Patent applied for."

"That will answer.What do you want for it?""What will it retail for?"

"Well, twenty - five cents, I should think.""What will you give for the exclusive right?""I couldn't give twenty dollars, if I had to pay cash down; but I'll tell you what I'll do.I'll make it and market it, and pay you five cents royalty on each one."Washington sighed.Another dream disappeared; no money in the thing.

So he said:

"All right, take it at that.Draw me a paper.He went his way with the paper, and dropped the matter out of his mind dropped it out to make room for further attempts to think out the most promising way to invest his half of the reward, in case a partnership investment satisfactory to both beneficiaries could not be hit upon.

He had not been very long at home when Sellers arrived sodden with grief and booming with glad excitement--working both these emotions successfully, sometimes separately, sometimes together.He fell on Hawkins's neck sobbing, and said:

"Oh, mourn with me my friend, mourn for my desolate house: death has smitten my last kinsman and I am Earl of Rossmore--congratulate me!"He turned to his wife, who had entered while this was going on, put his arms about her and said-- "You will bear up, for my sake, my lady--it had to happen, it was decreed."She bore up very well, and said:

"It's no great loss.Simon Lathers was a poor well-meaning useless thing and no account, and his brother never was worth shucks."The rightful earl continued:

"I am too much prostrated by these conflicting griefs and joys to be able to concentrate my mind upon affairs; I will ask our good friend here to break the news by wire or post to the Lady Gwendolen and instruct her to--""What Lady Gwendolen?"

"Our poor daughter, who, alas!--"

"Sally Sellers? Mulberry Sellers, are you losing your mind?""There-please do not forget who you are, and who I am; remember your own dignity, be considerate also of mine.It were best to cease from using my family name, now, Lady Rossmore.""Goodness gracious, well, I never! What am I to call you then?""In private, the ordinary terms of endearment will still be admissible, to some degree; but in public it will be more becoming if your ladyship will speak to me as my lord, or your lordship, and of me as Rossmore, or the Earl, or his Lordship, and--""Oh, scat! I can't ever do it, Berry."

"But indeed you must, my love--we must live up to our altered position and submit with what grace we may to its requirements.""Well, all right, have it your own way; I've never set my wishes against your commands yet, Mul--my lord, and it's late to begin now, though to my mind it's the rottenest foolishness that ever was.""Spoken like my own true wife! There, kiss and be friends again.""But-Gwendolen! I don't know how I am ever going to stand that name.

Why, a body wouldn't know Sally Sellers in it.It's too large for her;kind of like a cherub in an ulster, and it's a most outlandish sort of a name, anyway, to my mind.""You'll not hear her find fault with it, my lady.""That's a true word.She takes to any kind of romantic rubbish like she was born to it.She never got it from me, that's sure.And sending her to that silly college hasn't helped the matter any--just the other way.