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第10章 Never Mind
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time."Never mind, "the drunk said with a hiccup,"I got in the back seat by mistake."
不必担心
一个醉汉打电话给警察局,声称小偷光顾了他的车。“他们偷走了仪表盘、右向盘,甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”他大声嚷嚷着。
然而在警察还没有开始调查时,电话又一次响了起来。“没事了,”醉汉打着嗝说,“我不小心坐到了后座上。”