第13章 A So-called Pigeon Expert

A so-called pigeon expert claims he's able to tell the male pigeons from the female pigeons. When questioned by his friends, "How?"The pseudo expert explains:"You see, it's like this.The male pigeons always eat female worms and the female pigeons always eat male worms."

Unconvinced, his friends question him further."Now, how can you tell male worms from female worms?"Unemotionally our expert replies.

"Oh, I know nothing about worms, I'm only an expert on pigeons."

养鸽专家

一位所谓的养鸽专家声称自己能够分辨出雄鸽和雌鸽。朋友们问他怎么分辨，这位冒牌专家解释道：“你们看，就是这样分辨的：雄鸽总是吃母虫，而雌鸽总是吃公虫。”

朋友们很不服气，继续追问道：“那么你又怎么辨认出是公虫还是母虫呢？”这位专家面不改色地回答道：“哦，关于虫子我可是一窍不通，我只是个养鸽专家。”